Let’s be real – when you’ve found the one (even if she’s silicone), waiting feels like torture. That’s why we’ve perfected our international shipping to get your AI companion to your doorstep faster than you can say “customs clearance.”
“Our discreet packaging has successfully navigated 87 countries – your secret is safe with us.”
Region | Cost | Delivery Time | Special Notes |
---|---|---|---|
North America | $129 | 5-7 days | No Texas customs issues |
European Union | $99 | 3-5 days | VAT prepaid |
Australia/NZ | $159 | 8-10 days | Strict bio checks |
Q: Will customs open my package?
A: In 4 years, we’ve had exactly 2 inspections – both repacked perfectly.
Q: What if I need to return it?
A: Our warranty program covers reshipping for defects.
Order during your country’s off-peak season (usually Jan-Feb or Aug-Sep) for faster clearance. Our logistics team moves 20% quicker when ports aren’t jammed!